“TRUMPSKI” ADDED TO OFFICIAL RUSSIAN DICTIONARY
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Talk about bad optics. Special counsel Robert Mueller is reportedly “deeply troubled” by the recent addition of the word ‘trumpski’ to the official Russian dictionary, sources close to the investigation told eTruePolitics.
“The Russians know Trump is a great fool,” said the source. “And they know Trump doesn’t read, so they’re not worried about him finding out that he’s being played for a chump.”
The ‘trumpski’ story began when Russian President Vladimir Putin decreed on January 20th that a 5th edition of the revered “Dictionary of the Russian Language” would for the first time include the noun ‘trumpski’: praise and/or flattery given to a narcissistic idiot to gain favor, access or the ability to easily manipulate.
“It’s a new world and I think our dictionary should reflect the immense changes going on right now,” Putin explained in a tweet.
“Plus, if I give the moron his own word he’ll do anything I want.”
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