“PROUD” KELLYANNE CONWAY CONFIRMS RUMORS OF ALIEN ANCESTRY
New York (eTruePolitics) – In a surprising turn, embattled Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway confirmed ongoing media rumors that she is an extraterrestrial.
“I am very proud of my alien ancestry,” Conway said in a prepared statement which claimed that her family had landed in Area 51 in the “early 1700s” and thus qualified as indigenous people with full rights to American citizenship.
“I am a legal alien totally,” explained Conway.
Current White House press secretary Sarah Huckleberry Sanders said the president had complete confidence in Conway. “Mistakes abound,” said Sanders, “and the President hopes that with counseling Ms. Conway will do better in her next job, probably in the private sector.”
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