BREAKING: TRUMP TO RESIGN PRESIDENCY TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIS FAMILY, INCLUDING MELANIA
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – BREAKING: Effective before his 10 AM tee time on Thursday, August 4th, a beleaguered and dispirited Donald Trump, the 45th president of the United States, will resign his presidency to “spend more time with his family, including Melania.”
The move shocked many. “He wants to spend more time with this family? Wow, that’s messed-up,” said one White House staffer who requested anonymity before speaking to eTruePolitics because she was afraid for her life.
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