DEPRESSED TRUMP SET TO RESIGN PRESIDENCY TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIS FAMILY, “INCLUDING MELANIA”
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – A beleaguered and dispirited Donald Trump, the 45th president of the United States, will shortly resign the presidency in order to “spend more time with his family, including Melania,” according to sources close to the White House.
“The president is very disappointed in all Americans,” said one emotional staffer.
“‘I don’t need this shit, I fucking quit,’ were his exact words.”
“Who’s going to introduce him to Melania?” joked another staffer who requested anonymity before speaking to eTruePolitics because she feared for her life.
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