Cleveland (eTruePolitics) – Demonstrating once again his shrewd business instincts, best-selling author and current Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump today announced the publication of “My Little Pony: Plagiarism Magic,” an ‘instant book’ aimed at girls 4-12.
“I stayed up all night alone writing,” said Mr. Trump, “and I have to tell you, I’ve very proud of myself. To tell you the truth, ‘Plagiarism Magic’ may be my greatest book ever.”
Frank Coffey is the author of the humor books "The Complete Idoit's Guide for Dumies" (Ten Speed Press), "The All Time Baseball Teams Book" (St. Martin's Press), "The Wit and Wisdom of George Steinbrenner (New American Library)," and "The Anti-Everybody Joke Book" (PaperJacks). As an editor, packager and author he has over 200 books on his resume, including four novels; has written for television and film, and been a book, newspaper and magazine editor. His name, Frank Downs Coffey, isn't technically a sentence but close enough.
Governor Greg Abbott has signed into law a bill which criminalizes decent behavior of any kind, under any circumstances, within Texas. “Republicans will end decency in the Lone Star State,” vowed Abbott.
World’s Shortest Book: “The Wit & Wisdom of Marjorie Taylor Greene”
Embattled Republican Rep. George Santos issued a statement today demanding that Marjorie Taylor Greene stop talking to him. “I can’t afford to be embarrassed,” explained Santos.
A Saturday night rally in New York City supporting Rep. George Santos was dispersed without incident by the NYPD. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” said one patrolman.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in the lengthiest written statement he has issued since joining the Court in 1991.
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