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New York (eTruePolitics) – Current president Donald Trump is set to name reality TV personality Kim Kardashian as his Secretary of the Posterior, eTruePolitics has learned. Trump is said to be considering various Kardashians for other prominent Cabinet posts.

“Kim can sell anybody anything,” said Trump, who explained Kardashian would continue being interviewed and photographed but will suspend her emoji design and book writing businesses until further notice.

“That’ll cost her millions or billions,” added Trump. “But Kim loves me even more than money!”

First-lady Melania Trump was surprised and “not happy” with the Kardashian pick, a source told eTruePolitics. After an intense late-night flurry of flying crockery, Mrs. Trump reportedly departed to the couple’s Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach.

“All reality TV, all the time,” joked a shard-strewn Trump to reporters after his wife’s motorcade left The White House.

The candidate, who appeared to be uninjured. then praised his third wife as a “Great mother and not that old either but, of course, older than Kim who has a great body and will be the greatest U.S. Secretary of the Posterior ever.”