CURRENT PRESIDENT TO BE FIRST PRISONER AT REDEVELOPED “TRUMP GUANTANAMO”
Washington (eTruePolitics) – The grand opening of the re-branded Trump Guantanamo, formerly Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp and the sitting president’s latest – and likely last – real estate project, has been pushed back to Halloween, October 31st, according to sources close to the White House.
The change was made after the stunning news that Trump has cut a deal with special prosecutor Robert Mueller to plead guilty to obstruction of justice charges in exchange for a government pledge not to prosecute any of his children, even Donald, Jr.
A “difficult” negotiation with Trump, who agreed to turn himself into Federal marshalls on Tuesday, Oct. 31st at the prison once known as “Gitmo,” only came after a promise from Robert Mueller that the current president would definitely be the “very first guest registered and processed at Trump Guantanamo.”
“Mr. Trump is No. 1 in everything and it was only a matter of time before Mr. Mueller realized that and caved in,” crowed ebullient Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway.
“Whatever,” said Mr. Mueller, in a formal statement from the Special Prosecutor’s office.
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