OPENING SOON? TRUMP GUANTANAMO
Washington (eTruePolitics) – In response to press reports that Donald Trump could be facing prosecution for obstruction of justice, the grand opening of Trump Guantanamo, the current president’s latest and apparently last real estate project, has been pushed forward to July 4, 2017, eTruePolitics has learned.
“The President is so appreciative that the FBI wants to make this year’s July 4th celebration one he will never forget,” said ebullient adviser Kellyanne Conway.
“Mr. Trump will definitely have telephone privileges on the 4th so he can talk to the family in Mar-a-Lago. The whole gang will be there!”
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