IN DARING PRE-DAWN RAID, TRUMP SUPPORTERS DEFACE CNN HEADQUARTERS
Atlanta (eTruePolitics) – In a daring pre-dawn Thursday morning raid, scores of angry Trump supporters defaced CNN’s Atlanta headquarters according to Atlanta police captain Clancy Wiggum.
“This reminds me of ISIS,” said Wiggum, who served in Iraq. “Except, before running away they didn’t behead anyone.”
No arrests were made. “I was surprised they spelled CNN correctly,” added Wiggins.
“Vandalism in the defense of liberty is NO VICE!” president Trump quickly tweeted after news of the attack. “I stand with the brave freedom fighters who hate FAKE NEWS, CNN and JIM ACOSTA WHO IS A WEENIE.”
The latest blowup between Trump and the cable news organization followed an ugly Tampa rally that ended with the president’s supporters shrieking “CNN sucks” while veteran correspondent Acosta attempted his report.
Despite visual evidence, beleaguered White House communications director Sarah Sanders, fresh from a meeting with her just-hired legal defense team, responded by denying the incident ever happened. Then changed the subject.
“Donald Trump is the greatest American who ever lived,” said an emotional Sanders before being lead away by aides.
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela