STEVE WYNN FALLOUT? TRUMP ABRUPTLY CANCELS DEAL WITH SHELDON ADELSON FOR MT. TRUMPMORE CASINO
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Following the resignation of casino owner and Republican National Committee finance chairman Steve Wynn over multiple accusations of sexual assault, current president Donald Trump announced today he and billionaire casino owner Sheldon Adelson were pulling out of their joint venture to build “Mt. Trumpmore Casino” on the site of the current Mt. Rushmore National Memorial in the Black Hills region of South Dakota. The two moguls said plans to add their likenesses to the iconic American sculpture overlooking the new casino were “on hold.”
“Even though Shelly and I are sick and tired of so-called Indians owning American casinos, due to negative fake news coverage about the amazing casino business and the visionaries who manage it, we have decided to delay the opening of Mt. Trumpmore Casino,” said Trump.
Trump added that the current negative publicity surrounding casinos wasn’t the only issue facing the moguls, pointing to Mt. Trumpmore’s location in the Black Hills. “That name could attract the wrong element,” Trump explained, “so in the future we’ll probably change it.”
Deciding to delay adding their own heads to the Mt. Rushmore sculpture was a difficult financial decision, Trump added, pointing to the loss of income to the flailing and failing Federal government.
“You know what visitors pay to get into Mt. Rushmore now? Zero, nothing!” Trump thundered. “Shel and I would be the best looking busts up there, especially mine, and we could charge visitors 20 bucks to get in. Maybe 30. Fake News hurts America!
“When we do get up and running, probably by the summer when these preposterous sex stories quiet down, Steve Wynn will be a silent partner in Mt. Trumpmore,” added Trump. “I never forget my friends.”
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