TRUMP CELEBRATES VETERAN’S DAY BY ADDING MEDAL OF HONOR TO HIS GROWING COLLECTION OF AWARDS
Washington (eTruePolitics) – “I can’t believe how easy it was to get one of these things,” a high-spirited Donald Trump told eTruePolitics in an interview following the current president’s acquisition of a rare Medal of Honor award from a veteran.
“I offered whathisname $5 grand but when I found out the guy, you know, the owner, the vet, was a destitute former POW, I got him down a grand.”
In broad strokes, the current president outlined plans for what he termed the “Trump Awards.”
“I’m gonna stick this Medal of Honor in my office with my Purple Heart and that Nobel one. Which cost me a pretty penny. I gotta snag one of those Pulitzers too. I write good.
“I like awards,” Trump explained. “They make me feel good.”
Reporting and photo illustration by Ray Dougela