KELLYANNE CONWAY GOES MISSING AFTER ACCUSATIONS OF ELECTION LAW VIOLATIONS; NATIONWIDE SEARCH UNDERWAY
Washington (eTruePolitics) – In a letter delivered this morning to current president Donald Trump the Office of Special Counsel has informed the White House that adviser KellyAnne Conway has violated the Hatch Act, a felony, by “impermissibly mixing official government business with political views about candidates in the Alabama special election.” The two violations were a result of Conway, a mother of three, advocating for pedophile and Republican senatorial candidate Roy Moore.
Nine minutes after Trump received the letter, Conway, the so-called ‘Trump Whisperer,’ disappeared from public view prompting the White House to issue a nationwide alert for the effusive, part-time Trump spokesperson.
“Kellyanne is very fragile right now and the president just wants to know that she’s safe and receiving proper medical care,” said somber press secretary Sarah Huckleberry Sanders.
“Let me emphasize,” said Sanders, “nothing bad will happen to Kellyanne when she’s finally located.”
Photo illustration and concept by Ray Dougela