AMID RUMORS OF TAX EVASION, KELLYANNE CONWAY GOES MISSING; NATIONWIDE SEARCH UNDERWAY
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Following press reports that KellyAnne Conway benefited from a shady tax deal to avoid paying capital gains taxes on the sale of her polling company, the so-called ‘Trump Whisperer’ has disappeared from public view prompting the White House to issue a nationwide alert for the effusive, part-time Trump spokesperson.
“Kellyanne is very fragile right now and the president just wants to know that she’s safe and receiving proper medical care,” said current press secretary Sarah Huckleberry Sanders.
“Let me emphasize,” said Sanders, “nothing bad will happen to Kellyanne when she’s finally located.”
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