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Washington (eTruePolitics) – The “Republican Low Bar Gymnastics Competition” will be held all day, every day, during the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, eTruePolitics has learned. The much anticipated July 18-21 competition, open to all delegates and expected to feature elaborate twisting and flipping, consists of the following events, named in honor of Republican party leaders:

Louie Gohmert Unbalanced Beam

Reince Priebus Pummel Horse

Mitch McConnell Not My Fault Vault

Marco Rubio Still Here Rings

Steve King Low Bar

Paul Ryan Wipe up the Floor Exercise