‘House That Ruth Built’ to Rise Again?
“Soulless” New Yankee Stadium to be Razed, ‘Old’ Stadium Rebuilt New York (eTrueSports) – In a surprising announcement, the Steinbrenner family, owners of the New York Yankees, responding to...
Read Moreby eTruePolitics | Apr 20, 2016 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“Soulless” New Yankee Stadium to be Razed, ‘Old’ Stadium Rebuilt New York (eTrueSports) – In a surprising announcement, the Steinbrenner family, owners of the New York Yankees, responding to...
Read Moreby eTruePolitics | Apr 19, 2016 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTrueSports) – The American Narcolepsy Association has offered Joe Girardi the newly created position of National Poster Person. “I need to sleep on it,” Yankee manager reportedly said shortly...
Read Moreby eTruePolitics | Apr 18, 2016 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Indigents Welcome New York (eTrueSports) – After enduring weeks of unwanted television coverage showing scores of empty luxury box seats at Yankee games – caused, the team claims, by wealthy fans abandoning their seats to...
Read MoreA spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
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