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Objecting to Trump Sculpture, Karen Pence Cancels School Field Trip to National Endowment of the Art...
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jan 12, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
White House’s New Legal Team Forced To Assume Trump’s Mussolini Pose In All Photos
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jan 10, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Trump Furious Over Straitjacket Prank
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jan 10, 2019 | More Stuff That Pisses Us Off | 0 |
Trump Claims Mexican Ancestry
by eTruePolitics | Jan 12, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – In an early Saturday morning tweet called “pathetic and lame” by the...
Read MoreObjecting to Trump Sculpture, Karen Pence Cancels School Field Trip to National Endowment of the Arts
by eTruePolitics | Jan 12, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – In one of her first days on the job, Karen Pence, a new art...
Read MoreWhite House’s New Legal Team Forced To Assume Trump’s Mussolini Pose In All Photos
by eTruePolitics | Jan 10, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – White House counsel Pat Cipollone and interim chief of staff Mick...
Read MoreTrump Furious Over Straitjacket Prank
by eTruePolitics | Jan 10, 2019 | More Stuff That Pisses Us Off | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – “Disgusted and angry,” growled White House press secretary Sarah...
Read MoreTrump to Dedicate Nation’s First Cemetery of Humanity
by eTruePolitics | Oct 19, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“It may well be that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition is the appalling...
Read More“Georgetown Prep Made Me a Monster!”
by eTruePolitics | Oct 11, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
American Horror Story Photo illustration by Ray...
Read MoreSupreme Court Weather Advisory Declared in Nation’s Capital
by eTruePolitics | Sep 27, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Frigid Photo illustration by Ray...
Read MoreTRUMP SAID TO BE FURIOUS WITH DESIGN OF DONALD TRUMP CASUAL WEAR “PLUMPJACKET”
by eTruePolitics | Jun 19, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Looks good to us. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreTHEY CALL HIM KARPETMUNCHEN: TRUMP’S RAGES SAID TO INCLUDE FALLING TO HIS KNEES AND CHEWING CARPETS
by eTruePolitics | Mar 23, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – EXCLUSIVE. With calls for his impeachment growing louder every hour, one of the great pranks in modern political history sent the TV-obsessed current president into an epic rage Friday morning,...
Read MoreIN SHOCKING MELTDOWN, RAGING “TRUMP GOES FULL “KARPETMUNCHEN” OVER PRANK GIFT
by eTruePolitics | Dec 26, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) A prank gift – The “Trump Whiny Little Baby Pacifier” – reportedly so infuriated current president Donald Trump that he threw himself to his knees and chewed the edge of an Oval...
Read MoreON SALE NOW: THE NONSENSICAL HAND GESTURES OF STUBBY FINGERS TRUMP
by eTruePolitics | May 11, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Vile Press, an imprint of Breitbart Media, announced publication of “The Nonsensical Hand Gestures of Stubby Fingers Trump” – an instant book meant to help explain the current...
Read MoreTrump Calls For Nationwide Ban on Spelling Bees
by eTruePolitics | Mar 4, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – After yet another Twitter spelling gaffe, and subsequent humiliating response tweet from Merriam-Webster, current president Donald Trump is calling for a ban on spelling bees nationwide, including the renowned Scripps National Spelling Bee Championship.
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.