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LET’S DUMP TRUMP… A VERY, VERY PLUMP TRUMP

by eTruePolitics | Mar 2, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 1 |

Let’s Dump Trump a very, very PLUMP Trump He’s got orange skin and a yuge, yuge rump The bigly world knows he’s a schlump as he turns the earth into a toxic waste dump lower IQ than Forrest Gump seems every week he’s on...

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Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
Governor Greg Abbott has signed into law a bill which criminalizes decent behavior of any kind, under any circumstances, within Texas. “Republicans will end decency in the Lone Star State,” vowed Abbott.

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