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Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett Tells Trump He’s Untouchable
Posted by eTruePolitics | Apr 14, 2024 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Putin Wing of Republican Party Unveils Controversial New Symbol
Posted by eTruePolitics | Apr 13, 2024 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Trump Reportedly Unable To Pay His “Massive” Testosterone Bill
Posted by eTruePolitics | Mar 23, 2024 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Trump to Narrate Bible Bedtime Stories on New Prayer Podcast
Posted by eTruePolitics | Mar 7, 2024 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Alina Habba and Donald Trump In Happier Times
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jan 31, 2024 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Putin Offers Trump A Look-a-Like “Just in Case”
by eTruePolitics | Apr 15, 2024 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Moscow (eTruePolitics) – “Jail will kill him,” said Russian president Vladimir Putin...
Read MoreSupreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett Tells Trump He’s Untouchable
by eTruePolitics | Apr 14, 2024 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Ahead of two upcoming Trump related cases, Supreme Court associate...
Read MorePutin Wing of Republican Party Unveils Controversial New Symbol
by eTruePolitics | Apr 13, 2024 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – In a yet another attempt to ingratiate himself with the far...
Read MoreTrump Reportedly Unable To Pay His “Massive” Testosterone Bill
by eTruePolitics | Mar 23, 2024 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – If life wasn’t difficult enough for Donald Trump now come reports...
Read MoreTrump to Narrate Bible Bedtime Stories on New Prayer Podcast
by eTruePolitics | Mar 7, 2024 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) -“Donald Trump’s Bible Bedtime Stories”, a new prayer podcast...
Read MoreAlina Habba and Donald Trump In Happier Times
by eTruePolitics | Jan 31, 2024 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
The good times are all gone and you’re fired. Photo illustration by Ray...
Read MoreRoger Stone: A Spectacle from Hell
by eTruePolitics | Jan 11, 2024 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
” It’s either Swalwell or Nadler has to die before the election. They need to get the...
Read MoreFinancially Beleaguered Giuliani Moves Law Offices to Central Park Location
by eTruePolitics | Aug 23, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Following today’s booking in the Fulton County Jail, Rudy...
Read MoreMelania Trump’s Desperate Escape Attempt to Tunnel Out of Mar-a-Lago Thwarted by Proud Boys Security Forces
by eTruePolitics | Aug 18, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – Former president Donald Trump’s wife Melania Trump’s daring...
Read MoreThe American Lemming Society Names Kevin McCarthy “Man of the Year”
by eTruePolitics | Jul 28, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – The American Lemming Society today named Rep Kevin McCarthy (R-CA)...
Read MoreMar-a-Lago Imposes Limits on Trump’s Access to All-You-Can-Eat Pancake Breakfasts
by eTruePolitics | Apr 5, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
By Frank Coffey Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – Donald Trump’s ongoing series of self-created...
Read MoreRepublican National Committee Fuming After Learning Nikki Haley Isn’t White
by eTruePolitics | Feb 14, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – “We have been betrayed,” said Ronna Romney...
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.