“It’s not everybody who can ignore their conscience.” Washington (eTruePolitics) – The quote above is the epigraph from Paul Ryan’s “Profiles in Cowardice,” published today by ...
Quote of the day: From a perspective juror in Trump trial: “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue was notarized.” She was excused.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
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