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BedBugs, Now Unionized, Refuse to Leave Doral
Posted by eTruePolitics | Oct 21, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Greenland Awards Trump Its 2019 Dumbbell Prize in Idiocy
Posted by eTruePolitics | Oct 16, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Last In The Bunker: Donald Trump and Kellyanne Conway’s Future Looks Bumpy
Posted by eTruePolitics | Oct 16, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“I’m With ISIS” Trump 2020 Campaign Posters Said to Annoy Some Republican Politicians
Posted by eTruePolitics | Oct 14, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
President Denies Involvement With Threatening Note to Nancy Pelosi
Posted by eTruePolitics | Oct 13, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
The Last Book
by eTruePolitics | Jan 14, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“I know more about drones than anybody. I know about every form of safety that you can...
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by eTruePolitics | Nov 16, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
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Read MoreTough Sell: Trump Urges Americans to Ignore the Man Behind the Curtain
by eTruePolitics | Oct 25, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow –...
Read MoreBedBugs, Now Unionized, Refuse to Leave Doral
by eTruePolitics | Oct 21, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“I have ordered all bedbugs off the Doral premises before the G-7 Summit. Enough is enough....
Read More“Eli’s (Still) Coming”
by eTruePolitics | Oct 17, 2019 | More Breaking Stories & Video | 0 |
“When we’re dancing with the angels, the question will be asked, in 2019, what did we do to make...
Read MoreGreenland Awards Trump Its 2019 Dumbbell Prize in Idiocy
by eTruePolitics | Oct 16, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Nuuk, Greenland (eTruePolitics) – In a vote that surprised no one, Greenland awarded Donald Trump...
Read MoreIn Epic Meltdown, Trump Falls to His Knees and Chews Oval Office Carpet
by eTruePolitics | Oct 16, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Unhinged Tantrum Unnerves Staff Washington (eTruePolitics) – It took only minutes for the...
Read MoreLast In The Bunker: Donald Trump and Kellyanne Conway’s Future Looks Bumpy
by eTruePolitics | Oct 16, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
I’ve been around the world Had my pick of any girl You’d think I’d be happy But...
Read More“I’m With ISIS” Trump 2020 Campaign Posters Said to Annoy Some Republican Politicians
by eTruePolitics | Oct 14, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – When you’ve lost Lindsey, it’s time to go to brunch … A new...
Read MorePresident Denies Involvement With Threatening Note to Nancy Pelosi
by eTruePolitics | Oct 13, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Again, nothing to see here. Even as the FBI mounts an...
Read More“TRUMPSTERS GO HOME”
by eTruePolitics | Apr 2, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Be afraid. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.