Tag: Susan Collins
Despite Yes Vote, Trump Names Susan Collins Official Gravedigger of Nation’s First ‘Cemetery of Huma...
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jan 30, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Apres Acquittal, Caribou Maine Emphatically Turns on Senator Susan Collins
by eTruePolitics | Feb 9, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Caribou, ME (eTruePolitics) – It took the year’s most ridiculous quote for the...
Read MoreDespite Yes Vote, Trump Names Susan Collins Official Gravedigger of Nation’s First ‘Cemetery of Humanity’
by eTruePolitics | Jan 30, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
by Frank Coffey “Nobody can dig herself a hole better. Or deeper.” – D. Trump,...
Read MoreTrump to Dedicate Nation’s First Cemetery of Humanity
by eTruePolitics | Oct 19, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“It may well be that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition is the appalling...
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.