D.C. Police Distribute ‘Wanted for Kidnapping’ Posters for Trump Immigration Officials
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Washington D.C. Metropolitan Police are warning district...
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Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Washington D.C. Metropolitan Police are warning district...
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“To every child – I dream of a world where you can laugh, dance, sing, learn, live in peace and be happy.” – Malala Yousafzai Photo illustration by Ray...
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Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – After unceremoniously dumping disgraced boyfriend and fired White House staff secretary Rob Porter, presidential aide and serial dater Hope Hicks is said to be considering Trump whisperer...
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Las Vegas (eTruePolitics) – Las Vegas bookmakers today announced the odds on Jared Kushner committing suicide during 2018 at 3-1, Donald Trump, Jr. at 2-1 and presidential advisor Stephen Miller at even money. “We are...
Read MoreDonald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
Governor Greg Abbott has signed into law a bill which criminalizes decent behavior of any kind, under any circumstances, within Texas. “Republicans will end decency in the Lone Star State,” vowed Abbott.
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