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The Real Brett Kavanaugh
Posted by eTruePolitics | Sep 14, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“American Horror Show” Loses Co-Star
Posted by eTruePolitics | Aug 10, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
R. Kelly to Produce Album for Newly Released Rod Blagojevich
by eTruePolitics | Feb 18, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
by Frank Coffey – Washington (eTruePolitics) – Who knew Rod Blagojevich could sing? R. Kelly...
Read MoreJim Jordan’s Cemetery of Humanity
by eTruePolitics | Nov 8, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
All men are human beings. Jim Jordan is a man. Hence, Jim Jordan is a human being. No one’s...
Read MoreThe Real Brett Kavanaugh
by eTruePolitics | Sep 14, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela...
Read More“American Horror Show” Loses Co-Star
by eTruePolitics | Aug 10, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“In order to escape accountability for his crimes, the perpetrator does everything in his power to...
Read MoreTrump to Dedicate Nation’s First Cemetery of Humanity
by eTruePolitics | Oct 19, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“It may well be that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition is the appalling...
Read MoreDONALD TRUMP’S PRISON BLUES
by eTruePolitics | Mar 21, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Sometime in the future: A prisoner’s woes. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.