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Restaurant’s Fortune Cookie Prophecy Unnerves Jared Kushner
Posted by eTruePolitics | Mar 2, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Jared Kushner Dances Away The Security Clearance Blues
by eTruePolitics | Mar 6, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Following the Trump’s administration’s announcement...
Read MoreRestaurant’s Fortune Cookie Prophecy Unnerves Jared Kushner
by eTruePolitics | Mar 2, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – He should have gone Italian. In a surreal scene Friday night...
Read MoreWHITE HOUSE RELEASES PHOTO SHOWING “PROFITEER” JAMES COMEY MOVED MONEY TO CAYMAN ISLANDS
by eTruePolitics | Jul 23, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
(Photo credit – Sen. Rand Paul) Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.