Washington, D.C (eTruePolitics) – “Grotesque.” “Disgusting.” “Criminal.” The reviews are in for presidential lawyer Rudy Giuliani’s direct mail campaign, launched nationwide over the weekend. The heavy-handed, print-focused marketing effort is “aimed at low information voters over the age of  65,” said  an advertising executive who, afraid for his safety, requested anonymity. The expensive promotional effort […]

“We are living in strange times. I mean, we are in a death spiral of stupid. This is insanity.” Melissa Murray, a law professor at New York University (NYU), on Rudy Giuliani’s defense of current president D. Trump.   Photo illustration by Ray Dougela

New York (eTruePolitics) – A public toilet near New York University’s School of Law has been renamed to honor current presidential lawyer Rudy Giuliani, a 1968 graduate. “With everything going on, I’m a little backed up right now,” an emotional Giuliani said at the toilet’s dedication, “but I’m looking forward to using these facilities as […]

Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Following news that Nick Ayers, vp Mike Pence’s chief of staff, had turned down his offer, current president of the United States Donald Trump announced today he was replacing fired chief of staff John Kelly with longtime pal and alter ego, John Barron. “Kelly chews with mouth open,” Trump explained. “Disgusting!” […]

New York (eTruePolitics) – After Rudy Giuliani’s recent disappearance, this seemed almost inevitable. Vile Press, the book publishing arm of Breitbart Media, announced today it would publish “Where’s Rudy?,” a “search-and-find” book authored by the current president (of the United States) Donald Trump. The slim volume by the self-taught illustrator will be published on Christmas […]

    “It’s a very scary time for young men in America.” – D. Trump.   Photo illustration by Ray Dougela

Washington, D. C. (eTruePolitics) – Where’s Rudy, the current president’s new lawyer? Donald Trump may need some help there, at least White House staffers think he does. “The ‘Don’t Congratulate Putin’ memo had too many words,” said a senior presidential aide, referring to an all-in-caps memo warning Trump not to congratulate Putin on winning the […]