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FROM THE FILES: Trump Sells Christmas to Chinese in Exchange for Free Health Care for All Americans
by eTruePolitics | Dec 21, 2021 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
(Originally published on Dec 22, 2017): Washington (eTruePolitics) – In a shocking,...
Read MoreALT REPUBLICAN BUMPER STICKER
by eTruePolitics | Aug 13, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Free bumper stickers courtesy of the Democratic National Committee. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreON SALE NOW: THE NONSENSICAL HAND GESTURES OF STUBBY FINGERS TRUMP
by eTruePolitics | May 11, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Vile Press, an imprint of Breitbart Media, announced publication of “The Nonsensical Hand Gestures of Stubby Fingers Trump” – an instant book meant to help explain the current...
Read MoreOval Office: Disquiet in the Night
by eTruePolitics | Mar 4, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read More“Runty Fingers” Prank Secret Service Code Name Enrages Trump
by eTruePolitics | Jan 18, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Another day, another tantrum. Current President-elect Donald Trump exploded in rage today when handed a copy of a Secret Service memo suggesting that ‘Runty Fingers” become his...
Read MoreLeBron James’ Softer Trump Tone Linked To Promise of Statue in New York Harbor
by eTruePolitics | Dec 10, 2016 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – LeBron James apparently has agreed to soften his criticism of current President-elect Donald Trump in return for a permanent ‘Statue of LeBronerty’ monument on Liberty Island in New...
Read More“WHAT A F***ING IDIOT” DAILY NEWS HEADLINE ENRAGES TRUMP
by eTruePolitics | Dec 3, 2016 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
President-elect Orders Supreme Court to Recall All Copies of Saturday’s Paper New York (eTruePolitics) – It didn’t take long for Donald Trump’s quiet Saturday morning, snuggled in his breakfast nook,...
Read MoreFIRST LOOK AT EMBARGOED PROMO SPOT FOR ‘THE TRUMP NETWORK’ (FORMERLY KNOWN AS ‘FOX NEWS’)
by eTruePolitics | Jan 6, 2010 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Current U.S. president Donald Trump is said to be spending...
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.