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Trump Claims Mexican Ancestry
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jan 12, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
FROM THE FILES: Trump Sells Christmas to Chinese in Exchange for Free Health Care for All Americans
by eTruePolitics | Dec 21, 2021 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
(Originally published on Dec 22, 2017): Washington (eTruePolitics) – In a shocking,...
Read MoreTrump Claims Mexican Ancestry
by eTruePolitics | Jan 12, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – In an early Saturday morning tweet called “pathetic and lame” by the...
Read MorePUTIN/TRUMP FRIENDSHIP BASED ON MUTUAL LOVE … FOR MEDIA ATTENTION
by eTruePolitics | Jul 13, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. ( eTruePolitics) – With news that the upcoming July summit between current U.S. president Donald Trump and Russian president Vladimir Putin will include a day dedicated to photo shoots, it seemed time to...
Read MoreLET’S GO TRUMPS? PRESIDENT SET TO BUY METS. GUESS WHO’S BATTING CLEANUP?
by eTruePolitics | Jul 1, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – The Trump Organization is in serious discussions to purchase the New York Mets, according to sources close to the White House, eTruePolitics has learned. Current press secretary Sarah...
Read MoreON CINCO DE MAYO, TRUMP DECLARES HE IS “VERY PROUD” OF HIS HISPANIC ANCESTRY
by eTruePolitics | May 5, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – In an early Saturday morning tweet called “pathetic and lame” by the Congressional Hispanic Caucus, Donald Trump claimed a recently commissioned White House genealogical research...
Read MoreHOPING TO CAPITALIZE ON BEST-SELLING BUNNY BOOK, PENCE ANNOUNCES “REPUBLICANS LYING FOR JESUS FOUNDATION”
by eTruePolitics | Mar 19, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – “I received word from a higher power,” vice-president Mike Pence explained at a carefully crafted White House press conference announcing formation of the...
Read MoreALT REPUBLICAN BUMPER STICKER
by eTruePolitics | Aug 13, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Free bumper stickers courtesy of the Democratic National Committee. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreON SALE NOW: THE NONSENSICAL HAND GESTURES OF STUBBY FINGERS TRUMP
by eTruePolitics | May 11, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Vile Press, an imprint of Breitbart Media, announced publication of “The Nonsensical Hand Gestures of Stubby Fingers Trump” – an instant book meant to help explain the current...
Read MoreDONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN IN OFFICE FOR OVER 8 MILLION SECONDS, IT SEEMS LONGER
by eTruePolitics | Apr 28, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – America, 2017: a timeless hell? Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreTRUMP’S LATEST EXECUTIVE ORDERS REVEAL BANNON’S CONTINUING WHITE HOUSE INFLUENCE
by eTruePolitics | Apr 20, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreOval Office: Disquiet in the Night
by eTruePolitics | Mar 4, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read More“THE WALL STREET TABLOID”? IN BOW TO TRUMP, MURDOCH CHANGES ICONIC NEWSPAPER’S NAME
by eTruePolitics | Feb 13, 2017 | More Stuff That Pisses Us Off | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Taking kowtowing to the next level, Rupert Murdoch, owner of The...
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Quick Hits
A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.