Tag: #Resist
FROM THE FILES: Trump Sells Christmas to Chinese in Exchange for Free Health Care for All Americans
by eTruePolitics | Dec 21, 2021 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
(Originally published on Dec 22, 2017): Washington (eTruePolitics) – In a shocking,...
Read MoreIf You See This Man Call 911
by eTruePolitics | Aug 20, 2019 | More Breaking Stories & Video | 0 |
“Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow – if...
Read MoreExclusive: First Look at Kanye West’s New Album Cover
by eTruePolitics | Oct 11, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“Trump is on his hero’s journey right now. He might not have thought he’d have a...
Read More70 Years Later Paul Ryan’s Moral Failure in Supporting Trump Still Haunts Family
by eTruePolitics | Aug 25, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Janesville, WI., November 11, 2088 – For Hillary Ryan-Abidi, descendant of one of the most...
Read MoreIN RESPONSE TO BAN BY YOUTUBE, FACEBOOK, SPOTIFY AND GOOGLE, ALEX JONES ANNOUNCES PLANS FOR THE ‘CEMETERY OF HUMANITY’ FAMILY AMUSEMENT PARK
by eTruePolitics | Aug 6, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Austin, TX (eTruePolitics) – Conspiracy theorist and uniquely unhinged American performance artist Alex Jones announced today plans for “The Cemetery of Humanity,” a family amusement park catering to “all...
Read MoreTRUMP ADDS MEDAL OF HONOR TO HIS GROWING COLLECTION OF AWARDS
by eTruePolitics | Jul 24, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Current president Donald Trump will formally announce to the country that he has added a Medal of Honor to his heretofore private ‘Trump Awards’ collection, eTruePolitics has...
Read MorePUTIN/TRUMP FRIENDSHIP BASED ON MUTUAL LOVE … FOR MEDIA ATTENTION
by eTruePolitics | Jul 13, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. ( eTruePolitics) – With news that the upcoming July summit between current U.S. president Donald Trump and Russian president Vladimir Putin will include a day dedicated to photo shoots, it seemed time to...
Read MoreTRUMP SUES MERRIAM-WEBSTER TO FORCE PUBLISHER TO REMOVE “LIE” FROM THEIR DICTIONARY
by eTruePolitics | Jul 13, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Current president Donald J. Trump announced today he was directing his Justice Department to sue Merriam-Webster in an attempt to force the reference book publisher to permanently remove...
Read MoreLET’S GO TRUMPS? PRESIDENT SET TO BUY METS. GUESS WHO’S BATTING CLEANUP?
by eTruePolitics | Jul 1, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – The Trump Organization is in serious discussions to purchase the New York Mets, according to sources close to the White House, eTruePolitics has learned. Current press secretary Sarah...
Read MoreFather Knows Best: Donald Trump’s Life Lessons
by eTruePolitics | Jun 1, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreON CINCO DE MAYO, TRUMP DECLARES HE IS “VERY PROUD” OF HIS HISPANIC ANCESTRY
by eTruePolitics | May 5, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – In an early Saturday morning tweet called “pathetic and lame” by the Congressional Hispanic Caucus, Donald Trump claimed a recently commissioned White House genealogical research...
Read MoreKOREAN BREAKTHROUGH? PRESIDENT INVITES KIM JONG-UN TO TRUMP GRILL FOR “GREATEST KIMCHI HE’S EVER HAD”
by eTruePolitics | Apr 18, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – In perhaps the boldest diplomatic gesture in U.S. history, current president Donald Trump today issued a formal invitation to Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un to a private dinner at Trump...
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Quick Hits
A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.