Tag: Republican
Not In Our Backyard! Republican Toxic Waste Dump Contaminates America
Posted by eTruePolitics | Oct 8, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Devin Nunes Jailed for Extreme Stupidity
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jul 24, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Merriam-Webster! Please Update Your ‘Russian’ Entry
Posted by eTruePolitics | Feb 16, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Republican National Committee Fuming After Learning Nikki Haley Isn’t White
by eTruePolitics | Feb 14, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – “We have been betrayed,” said Ronna Romney...
Read MoreStark Billboards Target Tulsi Gabbard
by eTruePolitics | Dec 19, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
The shame of Hawaii. And Samoans. And Hindus. And patriots. And women. And human beings...
Read MoreNot In Our Backyard! Republican Toxic Waste Dump Contaminates America
by eTruePolitics | Oct 8, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“I’m a firm believer if you do the right thing, the American people will...
Read MoreDevin Nunes Jailed for Extreme Stupidity
by eTruePolitics | Jul 24, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“Devin Nunes, a man of tremendous courage and grit, may someday be recognized as a...
Read MoreMerriam-Webster! Please Update Your ‘Russian’ Entry
by eTruePolitics | Feb 16, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
To: Merriam-Webster Fr: eTruePolitics Re: Your ‘Russian’ (noun) entry Though we have...
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.