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New York (eTruePolitics) Birds of a feather? Trump’s rapacious spokeswomen Kellyanne Conway,...
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New York (eTruePolitics) Birds of a feather? Trump’s rapacious spokeswomen Kellyanne Conway,...
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New York (eTruePolitics) – Current president Donald Trump is set to name reality TV personality Kim Kardashian as his Secretary of the Posterior, eTruePolitics has learned. Trump is said to be considering various...
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New York, China Spring, TX (eTruePolitics) – Long time musician Ted Nugent has released a surprising new song, “I Kissed A Trump (And I Liked It),” in which he expresses his love for current president Donald...
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New York (eTruePolitics) – “Sing a Song of Sick Pence,” a nursery rhyme for our time. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
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New York (eTruePolitics) – Despite a shocking presidential election victory (or, perhaps, because of it) Manhattan real estate experts are widely predicting that sales of condo units in Trump buildings worldwide will...
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by special correspondent Ray Dougela New York (eTruePolitics) – With reports that Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner is pitching investors for a Trump television network, former Today Show host Billy Bush abruptly jumped into...
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Green Bay, WI (eTruePolitics) – “I think I just threw up in my mouth,” one rally attendee told an eTruePolitics reporter. “I couldn’t help it.” Photo illustration by Ray Dougela...
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Dallas (eTruePolitics) – Escalating his public criticism of current Republican candidate Donald J. Trump, Texas billionaire Mark Cuban called the orange-hued former reality TV star an “asshole” for the Trump...
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New York (eTruePolitics) – Current U.S. president Donald Trump is said to be spending...
Read MoreA spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
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