Tag: Pentagon
The Last Book
by eTruePolitics | Jan 14, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“I know more about drones than anybody. I know about every form of safety that you can...
Read MoreThe Pentagon’s Desperate Hiring Binge Off to a Bad Start
by eTruePolitics | Jan 6, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Convincing people to work for Donald Trump is … well, an...
Read MoreTRUMP ADDS MEDAL OF HONOR TO HIS GROWING COLLECTION OF AWARDS
by eTruePolitics | Jul 24, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Current president Donald Trump will formally announce to the country that he has added a Medal of Honor to his heretofore private ‘Trump Awards’ collection, eTruePolitics has...
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Quick Hits
Quote of the day: From a perspective juror in Trump trial: “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue was notarized.” She was excused.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.