Tag: Paul Ryan
Paul Ryan Trashes Trump in Explosive New Book: “My Overweening Ambition Led Me to Support a Tr...
Posted by eTruePolitics | Sep 12, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Snarky Hometown Prank Hurts Devin Nunes’s Feelings
by eTruePolitics | Jan 5, 2021 | Breaking Stories | 1 |
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – Tulare, CA, birthplace of Rep. Devin Nunes, the...
Read MoreBEST REPUBLICAN BOOKS OF 2019
by eTruePolitics | Dec 19, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, New York (eTruePolitics) – After what was said to be an “intense...
Read MorePaul Ryan Trashes Trump in Explosive New Book: “My Overweening Ambition Led Me to Support a Traitorous, Unbalanced & Despicable Human Being”
by eTruePolitics | Sep 12, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Paul Ryan abandons the Trump ship. The only question...
Read More70 Years Later Paul Ryan’s Moral Failure in Supporting Trump Still Haunts Family
by eTruePolitics | Aug 25, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Janesville, WI., November 11, 2088 – For Hillary Ryan-Abidi, descendant of one of the most...
Read More“PAUL RYAN SIGNATURE KNEE PADS” NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. “BEST I’VE EVER USED” SAYS REP DEVIN NUNES
by eTruePolitics | Aug 23, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – A must accessory for all Republicans. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read More“PROFILES IN COWARDICE” BY PAUL RYAN: “IT’S NOT EVERYBODY WHO CAN IGNORE THEIR CONSCIENCE”
by eTruePolitics | Aug 23, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“It’s not everybody who can ignore their conscience.” Washington (eTruePolitics) – The quote above is the epigraph from Paul Ryan’s “Profiles in Cowardice,” published today by ...
Read MoreBOX OF TRAITORS: FREE SHIPPING TO SING SING
by eTruePolitics | Aug 2, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – “Amazon will offer free shipping!” – Jeff Bezos Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreCAPITOL BUILDING OVERRUN BY SPINELESS WEASELS. CLOSED TO PUBLIC UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
by eTruePolitics | Jul 25, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read More“THAT’S NOT MY VOICE” – WHITE HOUSE SWAMPED WITH CALLS BEGGING TRUMP TO SEEK PSYCHIATRIC HELP
by eTruePolitics | Nov 29, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – As we go to press, there are still-unverified reports that a NY-based tailor visited the Oval office Wednesday afternoon for an “emergency presidential bespoke fitting” requested...
Read More“YOU CAN ALL DIE, WE DON’T CARE.” REPUBLICAN HEALTH CARE: SECOND VERSE, WORST THAN THE FIRST
by eTruePolitics | Sep 20, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
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Read MoreCONE OF SILENCE? MARCO RUBIO & TOM COTTON: OUR DINNER WITH DONALD
by eTruePolitics | Jun 7, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Nothing to see here. Nothing to hear here. Among six Republicans invited to have dinner Wednesday at The White House are Florida Sen. Marco Rubio and Arkansas Sen. Tom Cotton — who...
Read MoreCB-OH-NO! “24 IS JUST A NUMBER,” SAYS CURRENT PRESIDENT
by eTruePolitics | May 24, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – According to the federal budget projections from the Congressional Budget Office, 24 million Americans will lose their health insurance if the American Health Care Act passes into law. ...
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.