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BREAKING: IN DRAMATIC CONCILIATORY GESTURE TRUMP INVITES PRESS CORPS TO WHITE HOUSE FOR THREE-CARD MONTE

by eTruePolitics | Aug 23, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |

Washington (eTruePolitics) – Following widespread criticism of his Tuesday night Phoenix speech, in which he blamed the media for causing the country’s growing post-Charlottesville racial tensions, Trump took the...

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BREAKING: IN DRAMATIC CONCILIATORY GESTURE TRUMP INVITES PRESS CORPS TO WHITE HOUSE FOR THREE-CARD MONTE

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