Tag: #NotMyPresident
FROM THE FILES: Trump Sells Christmas to Chinese in Exchange for Free Health Care for All Americans
by eTruePolitics | Dec 21, 2021 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
(Originally published on Dec 22, 2017): Washington (eTruePolitics) – In a shocking,...
Read MoreIf You See This Man Call 911
by eTruePolitics | Aug 20, 2019 | More Breaking Stories & Video | 0 |
“Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow – if...
Read More70 Years Later Paul Ryan’s Moral Failure in Supporting Trump Still Haunts Family
by eTruePolitics | Aug 25, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Janesville, WI., November 11, 2088 – For Hillary Ryan-Abidi, descendant of one of the most...
Read More“PROFILES IN COWARDICE” BY PAUL RYAN: “IT’S NOT EVERYBODY WHO CAN IGNORE THEIR CONSCIENCE”
by eTruePolitics | Aug 23, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“It’s not everybody who can ignore their conscience.” Washington (eTruePolitics) – The quote above is the epigraph from Paul Ryan’s “Profiles in Cowardice,” published today by ...
Read MorePUTIN/TRUMP FRIENDSHIP BASED ON MUTUAL LOVE … FOR MEDIA ATTENTION
by eTruePolitics | Jul 13, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. ( eTruePolitics) – With news that the upcoming July summit between current U.S. president Donald Trump and Russian president Vladimir Putin will include a day dedicated to photo shoots, it seemed time to...
Read MoreTRUMP SUES MERRIAM-WEBSTER TO FORCE PUBLISHER TO REMOVE “LIE” FROM THEIR DICTIONARY
by eTruePolitics | Jul 13, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Current president Donald J. Trump announced today he was directing his Justice Department to sue Merriam-Webster in an attempt to force the reference book publisher to permanently remove...
Read MoreON CINCO DE MAYO, TRUMP DECLARES HE IS “VERY PROUD” OF HIS HISPANIC ANCESTRY
by eTruePolitics | May 5, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – In an early Saturday morning tweet called “pathetic and lame” by the Congressional Hispanic Caucus, Donald Trump claimed a recently commissioned White House genealogical research...
Read MoreTHEY CALL HIM KARPETMUNCHEN: TRUMP’S RAGES SAID TO INCLUDE FALLING TO HIS KNEES AND CHEWING CARPETS
by eTruePolitics | Mar 23, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – EXCLUSIVE. With calls for his impeachment growing louder every hour, one of the great pranks in modern political history sent the TV-obsessed current president into an epic rage Friday morning,...
Read MoreHOPING TO CAPITALIZE ON BEST-SELLING BUNNY BOOK, PENCE ANNOUNCES “REPUBLICANS LYING FOR JESUS FOUNDATION”
by eTruePolitics | Mar 19, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – “I received word from a higher power,” vice-president Mike Pence explained at a carefully crafted White House press conference announcing formation of the...
Read MoreHORROR MOVIE STARRING DONALD TRUMP LOOK-A-LIKE CALLED “TRULY TERRIFYING”
by eTruePolitics | Jan 21, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
It’s only a science fiction movie. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read More“IT CAN’T HAPPEN HERE”
by eTruePolitics | Jan 1, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“It Can’t Happen Here” – Sinclair Lewis (1935) “It Can Happen Here” – Joe Conason (2007) “It Did Happen Here” – America (2017) Photo illustration by Ray...
Read MoreIN SHOCKING MELTDOWN, RAGING “TRUMP GOES FULL “KARPETMUNCHEN” OVER PRANK GIFT
by eTruePolitics | Dec 26, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) A prank gift – The “Trump Whiny Little Baby Pacifier” – reportedly so infuriated current president Donald Trump that he threw himself to his knees and chewed the edge of an Oval...
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Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
Governor Greg Abbott has signed into law a bill which criminalizes decent behavior of any kind, under any circumstances, within Texas. “Republicans will end decency in the Lone Star State,” vowed Abbott.