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Kelly Ayotte Orders Trump/Ayotte Campaign Flyers Shredded

by eTruePolitics | Oct 7, 2016 | Breaking Stories | 0 |

New Hampshire (eTruePolitics) – Following fierce media and public criticism after calling Donald Trump a “role model’ for children, beleaguered Senator Kelly Ayotte has reportedly ordered that a 10,000 copy...

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