Tag: #NeverTrump
Chickens. Home. Roost. Trump Foundation Latest Humiliation for Current President
Posted by eTruePolitics | Nov 7, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
FROM THE FILES: Trump Sells Christmas to Chinese in Exchange for Free Health Care for All Americans
by eTruePolitics | Dec 21, 2021 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
(Originally published on Dec 22, 2017): Washington (eTruePolitics) – In a shocking,...
Read MoreChickens. Home. Roost. Trump Foundation Latest Humiliation for Current President
by eTruePolitics | Nov 7, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“As our investigation reveals, the Trump Foundation was little more than a checkbook...
Read MoreIN RESPONSE TO BAN BY YOUTUBE, FACEBOOK, SPOTIFY AND GOOGLE, ALEX JONES ANNOUNCES PLANS FOR THE ‘CEMETERY OF HUMANITY’ FAMILY AMUSEMENT PARK
by eTruePolitics | Aug 6, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Austin, TX (eTruePolitics) – Conspiracy theorist and uniquely unhinged American performance artist Alex Jones announced today plans for “The Cemetery of Humanity,” a family amusement park catering to “all...
Read MoreLET’S GO TRUMPS? PRESIDENT SET TO BUY METS. GUESS WHO’S BATTING CLEANUP?
by eTruePolitics | Jul 1, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – The Trump Organization is in serious discussions to purchase the New York Mets, according to sources close to the White House, eTruePolitics has learned. Current press secretary Sarah...
Read More“TRUMPSTERS GO HOME”
by eTruePolitics | Apr 2, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Be afraid. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreTHEY CALL HIM KARPETMUNCHEN: TRUMP’S RAGES SAID TO INCLUDE FALLING TO HIS KNEES AND CHEWING CARPETS
by eTruePolitics | Mar 23, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – EXCLUSIVE. With calls for his impeachment growing louder every hour, one of the great pranks in modern political history sent the TV-obsessed current president into an epic rage Friday morning,...
Read MoreHORROR MOVIE STARRING DONALD TRUMP LOOK-A-LIKE CALLED “TRULY TERRIFYING”
by eTruePolitics | Jan 21, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
It’s only a science fiction movie. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read More“IT CAN’T HAPPEN HERE”
by eTruePolitics | Jan 1, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“It Can’t Happen Here” – Sinclair Lewis (1935) “It Can Happen Here” – Joe Conason (2007) “It Did Happen Here” – America (2017) Photo illustration by Ray...
Read MoreALT REPUBLICAN BUMPER STICKER
by eTruePolitics | Aug 13, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Free bumper stickers courtesy of the Democratic National Committee. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreON SALE NOW: THE NONSENSICAL HAND GESTURES OF STUBBY FINGERS TRUMP
by eTruePolitics | May 11, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Vile Press, an imprint of Breitbart Media, announced publication of “The Nonsensical Hand Gestures of Stubby Fingers Trump” – an instant book meant to help explain the current...
Read MoreAnd in Republican Moral Failure News: Remember #Never Trump?
by eTruePolitics | Apr 10, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Five months after we first published this Ray Dougela illustration, situational ethics as a dominant governing philosophy is proving problematic for the Republicans. Chickens. Home. Roosting....
Read MoreWhen Trump Hits Send at Three A.M.
by eTruePolitics | Apr 8, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Impeach now. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.