Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – A new poll from the Pepe Le Pew Research Center released today found that 109% of the world’s inhabitants believe that Republicans are “spineless, slimy traitors.” The poll was taken two days after current president Donald Trump’s controversial comments equating violent neo-Nazis with pro-humanity counter protesters. Current White House press secretary […]

Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – In what appears a flagrant violation of the U.S. Constitution’s Emoluments Clause, Trumpways, the iconic bus line founded in the 1930s by the current president’s father, Fred, today charged each GOP U.S. senator $399 for the round-trip from the Capitol to the White House and back. In a West Wing auditorium, […]

Washington (eTruePolitics) – The “Republican Low Bar Gymnastics Competition” will be held all day, every day, during the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, eTruePolitics has learned. The much anticipated July 18-21 competition, open to all delegates and expected to feature elaborate twisting and flipping, consists of the following events, named in honor of Republican party […]