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Jim Jordan Denies Trump’s $35k Check Exists
Posted by eTruePolitics | Feb 28, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
MICHAEL COHEN SAW THE FUTURE, AND DIDN’T LIKE IT
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jan 5, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
A Restaurant’s Calamari Sales Soar Following Michael Cohen’s Testimony. Unwanted Attention Follows.
by eTruePolitics | Mar 1, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – “Maybe it’s subliminal, hearing the name Calamari over and over,”...
Read MoreJim Jordan Denies Trump’s $35k Check Exists
by eTruePolitics | Feb 28, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Doubling down on current president Donald Trump’s accusation...
Read MoreTRUMP SAID TO BE FURIOUS WITH DESIGN OF DONALD TRUMP CASUAL WEAR “PLUMPJACKET”
by eTruePolitics | Jun 19, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Looks good to us. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreFather Knows Best: Donald Trump’s Life Lessons
by eTruePolitics | Jun 1, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreLIFE MOVES FAST
by eTruePolitics | Apr 26, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C., New York, NY (eTruePolitics) – Follow the leader. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreNEW SKETCH OF THUG WHO THREATENED STORMY DANIELS POINTS TO TRUMP’S HEAD OF SECURITY
by eTruePolitics | Apr 19, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – “One grilled Calamari coming up!” Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreEMBATTLED FOX EMPLOYEE SEAN HANNITY WILL RELOCATE TO WASHINGTON, D.C.
by eTruePolitics | Apr 16, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Beleaguered Fox personality Sean Hannity announced today that he and his wife, Jill Rhodes, will be moving to a D.C. area mansion to be “closer to Donald Trump.” “The...
Read MoreMICHAEL COHEN SAW THE FUTURE, AND DIDN’T LIKE IT
by eTruePolitics | Jan 5, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall Then I’ll stand on the ocean until I start sinkin’...
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.