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TRUMP SAID TO BE FURIOUS WITH DESIGN OF DONALD TRUMP CASUAL WEAR “PLUMPJACKET”
by eTruePolitics | Jun 19, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Looks good to us. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreLIFE MOVES FAST
by eTruePolitics | Apr 26, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C., New York, NY (eTruePolitics) – Follow the leader. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreNEW SKETCH OF THUG WHO THREATENED STORMY DANIELS POINTS TO TRUMP’S HEAD OF SECURITY
by eTruePolitics | Apr 19, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
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Read MoreMICHAEL COHEN SAW THE FUTURE, AND DIDN’T LIKE IT
by eTruePolitics | Jan 5, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
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Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
Governor Greg Abbott has signed into law a bill which criminalizes decent behavior of any kind, under any circumstances, within Texas. “Republicans will end decency in the Lone Star State,” vowed Abbott.