Tag: #Melania
by eTruePolitics | Jan 13, 2024 | Quick Hits | 0 |
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an...
Read MoreFurious Trump to Replace Melania as First Lady with Daughter Ivanka
by eTruePolitics | Dec 29, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – Furious with wife Melania’s tacky renovations...
Read MoreTRUMP PLAY-DOH: A GROSS VIOLATION OF THE EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE?
by eTruePolitics | Jun 21, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Ship Trump Play-Doh to detention centers? A very bad idea. Hastily called press conferences? Worse. With growing calls from both sides of the political aisle for an investigation into delivery...
Read MoreMelania’s Look of Love
by eTruePolitics | Jun 12, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
The look of love Is in your eyes A look your smile can’t disguise The look of love Is saying so much more than Just words could every say And what my heart has heard Well it takes my breath away I can hardly wait to hold...
Read MoreWHERE’S MELANIA?
by eTruePolitics | Jun 2, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – “Where’s Melania?” … the mystery continues. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreCREATURE FROM THE SOUTHERN SINKHOLE
by eTruePolitics | May 22, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Hollywood, CA (eTruePolitics) – “An instant classic” – Variety “Get your claws off me.” – Melania Photo illustration by Ray...
Read MoreMelania’s (Plagiarized) Inauguration Speech Cancelled
by eTruePolitics | Jan 16, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – First Melania Trump was caught plagiarizing a Michelle Obama...
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.