Tag: #Kushner
HHS Secretary Alex Azar Gets an Early Start on Halloween. And Yes, It’s Scary
Posted by eTruePolitics | Apr 5, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Restaurant’s Fortune Cookie Prophecy Unnerves Jared Kushner
Posted by eTruePolitics | Mar 2, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Trump Praises Fingerless Freedom Gloves in Fight Against Coronavirus; Denies Conflict of Interest
by eTruePolitics | Apr 24, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Be sure to try Kushner Medical Company’s other products Donnie’s Deadly Virus...
Read MoreHHS Secretary Alex Azar Gets an Early Start on Halloween. And Yes, It’s Scary
by eTruePolitics | Apr 5, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“We would want to ensure that we work to make it affordable, but we can’t control that...
Read MoreTrump Announces All Republicans Will Receive the Medal of Incompetence
by eTruePolitics | Apr 2, 2020 | More Breaking Stories & Video | 0 |
“Anybody that wants a test (for the COVID-19 visus) can get a test.” – Donald...
Read MoreHope Hicks’ Future?
by eTruePolitics | Jan 1, 2020 | More Breaking Stories & Video | 0 |
“Everything Trump Touches Dies.” – Rick Wilson Photo illustration by Ray...
Read MoreJared Not So Good
by eTruePolitics | Oct 26, 2019 | More Breaking Stories & Video | 0 |
“Now, remember, Pinocchio: be a good boy. And always let your conscience be your...
Read MoreRestaurant’s Fortune Cookie Prophecy Unnerves Jared Kushner
by eTruePolitics | Mar 2, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – He should have gone Italian. In a surreal scene Friday night...
Read MoreBowing to International Pressure, U.S. Releases Wanted Poster for Suspect in Jamal Khashoggi Murder
by eTruePolitics | Feb 9, 2019 | More Breaking Stories & Video | 0 |
Lock him up. “The United States acknowledges the announcement from the Kingdom of Saudi...
Read MoreDONALD & IVANKA. DIRTY & ROTTEN.
by eTruePolitics | Jun 26, 2018 | Breaking Stories, More Breaking Stories & Video | 0 |
Scum de la Scum Photo illustration by Ray...
Read More“WELCOME BACK, QATAR”
by eTruePolitics | May 23, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – BREAKING ENTERTAINMENT NEWS: Jared Kushner to star in Emoluments Channel’s reboot of an American TV classic. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela / Raybird...
Read MoreTHE MORON CHRONICLES: READ. WEEP.
by eTruePolitics | May 18, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Horror forthcoming. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela.
Read MoreCHEETOS TROUBLE FOR KUSHNER AT NEW U.S. EMBASSY IN JERUSALEM?
by eTruePolitics | May 15, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – “I don’t care if Uncle Bibi says the Cheetos are kosher, they’re yucky and I’m not eating them.” ...
Read MoreON CINCO DE MAYO, TRUMP DECLARES HE IS “VERY PROUD” OF HIS HISPANIC ANCESTRY
by eTruePolitics | May 5, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – In an early Saturday morning tweet called “pathetic and lame” by the Congressional Hispanic Caucus, Donald Trump claimed a recently commissioned White House genealogical research...
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.