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“Pompeo” – The Next Great American Disaster Movie?
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Trump Threatens Legal Action Against “G.I. Jerk” Action Figure
by eTruePolitics | Jan 17, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – “This is very hurtful to me personally,” said...
Read More“Pompeo” – The Next Great American Disaster Movie?
by eTruePolitics | Jan 5, 2020 | More Breaking Stories & Video | 0 |
Epic lava flows of stupidity and ignorance. Violence. Horror. Photo illustration by Ray...
Read MoreMIKE POMPEO PROFITEERING FROM NORTH KOREAN SUMMIT?
by eTruePolitics | Jun 14, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – EXCLUSIVE. In his first comments since returning from North Korea, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo angrily denied rumors reported in DC Republican Cuisine magazine that he was part owner of a...
Read MorePRICES SLASHED ON NORTH KOREA SUMMIT COMMEMORATIVE COINS
by eTruePolitics | May 25, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitcs) – “They’re not medallions, they’re coins,” said the owner of Brooklyn’s Bargain Basement Collectibles, Joey Misery, sporting a t-shirt with the likeness of the current...
Read MoreKOREAN BREAKTHROUGH? PRESIDENT INVITES KIM JONG-UN TO TRUMP GRILL FOR “GREATEST KIMCHI HE’S EVER HAD”
by eTruePolitics | Apr 18, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – In perhaps the boldest diplomatic gesture in U.S. history, current president Donald Trump today issued a formal invitation to Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un to a private dinner at Trump...
Read More“HUGE WASTE OF MONEY.” TILLERSON SAID TO BE FURIOUS AFTER EXXONMOBIL CHANGES LOGO
by eTruePolitics | Mar 5, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Houston, TX (eTruePolitics) – Is Rex Tillerson the latest government employee headed out the door? After the former ExxonMobil CEO learned that current company executives – in response to the ongoing furor over the...
Read MoreDONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN IN OFFICE FOR OVER 8 MILLION SECONDS, IT SEEMS LONGER
by eTruePolitics | Apr 28, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – America, 2017: a timeless hell? Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreWrong Way Trump
by eTruePolitics | Apr 18, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
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An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.