Tag: Kim Jong-un
Trump Fumes “Just For StrongMen” Hair Coloring Prank Endangers the Nation
Posted by eTruePolitics | Aug 14, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
What’s The Difference Between Donald Trump and Pinocchio?
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jul 2, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Plane Speaking? Mueller Reportedly Investigating Mysterious Trump/Lavrov Hanoi Airport Incident
Posted by eTruePolitics | Feb 26, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
With Reports of Kim Jong-Un’s Death, President Orders Trump Grill to Drop Kimchi From ‘Great Leaders, Great Dishes’ Tasting Menu
by eTruePolitics | Apr 25, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
by Frank Coffey Washington, New York (eTruePolitics) – In a quick response to the reported...
Read MoreTrump Threatens Legal Action Against “G.I. Jerk” Action Figure
by eTruePolitics | Jan 17, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – “This is very hurtful to me personally,” said...
Read MoreThe Most Dangerous Book in the World? “How to Play Trump Like a Fiddle” by Vladimir Putin
by eTruePolitics | Sep 11, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
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Read MoreTrump Fumes “Just For StrongMen” Hair Coloring Prank Endangers the Nation
by eTruePolitics | Aug 14, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Not everyone enjoys a good prank. Count current president...
Read MoreWhat’s The Difference Between Donald Trump and Pinocchio?
by eTruePolitics | Jul 2, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Asked. And Answered. Photo illustration b y Ray...
Read MorePlane Speaking? Mueller Reportedly Investigating Mysterious Trump/Lavrov Hanoi Airport Incident
by eTruePolitics | Feb 26, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, Hanoi (eTruePolitics) – “The President doesn’t enjoy walking,” said White House press...
Read MoreGraphic Truth: Donald J. Trump is the Incredible Shrinking Man
by eTruePolitics | Feb 15, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washinton, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Is Donald Trump shrinking? It’s the only...
Read MoreMIKE POMPEO PROFITEERING FROM NORTH KOREAN SUMMIT?
by eTruePolitics | Jun 14, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – EXCLUSIVE. In his first comments since returning from North Korea, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo angrily denied rumors reported in DC Republican Cuisine magazine that he was part owner of a...
Read MorePRICES SLASHED ON NORTH KOREA SUMMIT COMMEMORATIVE COINS
by eTruePolitics | May 25, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitcs) – “They’re not medallions, they’re coins,” said the owner of Brooklyn’s Bargain Basement Collectibles, Joey Misery, sporting a t-shirt with the likeness of the current...
Read MoreTRUMP AWARDED NOBEL PIECE PRIZE
by eTruePolitics | May 24, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Couldn’t have done it without his peeps. “If worthless men are sometimes at the head of affairs, it is, I believe, because worthless men are at the tail and the middle.” John Adams...
Read MoreKOREAN BREAKTHROUGH? PRESIDENT INVITES KIM JONG-UN TO TRUMP GRILL FOR “GREATEST KIMCHI HE’S EVER HAD”
by eTruePolitics | Apr 18, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – In perhaps the boldest diplomatic gesture in U.S. history, current president Donald Trump today issued a formal invitation to Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un to a private dinner at Trump...
Read MoreWrong Way Trump
by eTruePolitics | Apr 18, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.