Tag: Kellyanne Conway
Last In The Bunker: Donald Trump and Kellyanne Conway’s Future Looks Bumpy
Posted by eTruePolitics | Oct 16, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
President Denies Involvement With Threatening Note to Nancy Pelosi
Posted by eTruePolitics | Oct 13, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
LePew Poll Finds 99.4% of the World’s Penguins Believe Republicans Are “Spineless”
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jul 17, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Kellyanne Conway Memoir Bombshell Confirms Rumors of Alien Ethnicity
by eTruePolitics | Jan 30, 2022 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – In excerpts from her forthcoming autobiography...
Read MoreTrump Spokeswomen Sued on Halloween by The Society for America’s Kids. “They Scare The Children”
by eTruePolitics | Oct 31, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) Birds of a feather? Trump’s rapacious spokeswomen Kellyanne Conway,...
Read MoreTrump to Appoint First Extraterrestrial as New Chief of Staff; “Very Proud” Kellyanne Conway Will Take Over Immediately
by eTruePolitics | Oct 22, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) –Beleaguered Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney will be replaced by longtime...
Read MoreLast In The Bunker: Donald Trump and Kellyanne Conway’s Future Looks Bumpy
by eTruePolitics | Oct 16, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
I’ve been around the world Had my pick of any girl You’d think I’d be happy But...
Read MorePresident Denies Involvement With Threatening Note to Nancy Pelosi
by eTruePolitics | Oct 13, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Again, nothing to see here. Even as the FBI mounts an...
Read MoreLePew Poll Finds 99.4% of the World’s Penguins Believe Republicans Are “Spineless”
by eTruePolitics | Jul 17, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Following Donald Trump’s Sunday tirade — he...
Read MoreLEWANDOWSKI SET TO TAKE OVER REINS AT CNN
by eTruePolitics | Jun 27, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – CNN Worldwide President Jeff Zucker is set to appoint fiery, trash-talking pundit and political adviser Corey Lewandowski as Managing Director of CNN, making him, in effect, head of the...
Read MoreKELLYANNE CONWAY GOES MISSING AFTER HUSBAND RETWEETS TWITTER POST MOCKING TRUMP’S MEMORIAL DAY REMARKS
by eTruePolitics | May 29, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Kellyanne Conway is missing. Following a retweeted post from husband George Conway which ridiculed his wife’s boss’s self-congratulatory Memorial Day remarks, Conway has...
Read MoreON CINCO DE MAYO, TRUMP DECLARES HE IS “VERY PROUD” OF HIS HISPANIC ANCESTRY
by eTruePolitics | May 5, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – In an early Saturday morning tweet called “pathetic and lame” by the Congressional Hispanic Caucus, Donald Trump claimed a recently commissioned White House genealogical research...
Read MoreBREAKING: TRUMP ADVISER KELLYANNE CONWAY REPORTEDLY FIRED AFTER DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO STOP THE TWEETING
by eTruePolitics | Feb 9, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Even Kellyanne Conway, the truest of true believers, has had enough. Early Monday morning, following the latest flurry of bizarre tweets from current president Donald Trump, a distraught Conway...
Read MoreON SALE NOW: THE NONSENSICAL HAND GESTURES OF STUBBY FINGERS TRUMP
by eTruePolitics | May 11, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Vile Press, an imprint of Breitbart Media, announced publication of “The Nonsensical Hand Gestures of Stubby Fingers Trump” – an instant book meant to help explain the current...
Read MoreSEAN SPICER’S DISAPPEARANCE INDICATES PRESS SECRETARY MAY BE HEDGING HIS BETS
by eTruePolitics | May 10, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – With rumors abounding that he is about to be fired, a distraught Sean Spicer, who was briefly spotted behind a White House hedge today, has disappeared from public view amid reports that...
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.