Tag: Jr.
Trump Denies Reports He Told Aides He Was God
by eTruePolitics | Oct 23, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) –In an infinite series of tweets this morning President...
Read MoreJustice Department Defends New Trump Family Handicap Placard
by eTruePolitics | Sep 25, 2019 | More Breaking Stories & Video | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – “Oh, come on, they didn’t miss anything,” said...
Read MoreBOX OF TRAITORS: FREE SHIPPING TO SING SING
by eTruePolitics | Aug 2, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – “Amazon will offer free shipping!” – Jeff Bezos Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreLEWANDOWSKI SET TO TAKE OVER REINS AT CNN
by eTruePolitics | Jun 27, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – CNN Worldwide President Jeff Zucker is set to appoint fiery, trash-talking pundit and political adviser Corey Lewandowski as Managing Director of CNN, making him, in effect, head of the...
Read MoreTHE MORON CHRONICLES: READ. WEEP.
by eTruePolitics | May 18, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Horror forthcoming. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela.
Read MoreNEW SKETCH OF THUG WHO THREATENED STORMY DANIELS POINTS TO TRUMP’S HEAD OF SECURITY
by eTruePolitics | Apr 19, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – “One grilled Calamari coming up!” Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreVEGAS ONLINE BOOKMAKERS PUT ODDS OF 2018 KUSHNER SUICIDE AT 3-1, TRUMP, JR. AT 2-1; ADVISOR STEPHEN MILLER IS EVEN MONEY
by eTruePolitics | Jan 8, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Las Vegas (eTruePolitics) – Las Vegas bookmakers today announced the odds on Jared Kushner committing suicide during 2018 at 3-1, Donald Trump, Jr. at 2-1 and presidential advisor Stephen Miller at even money. “We are...
Read More“DASVIDANIYA, DUDE!” – NATION PREPARES FINAL GOODBYE TO MICHAEL FLYNN
by eTruePolitics | Dec 1, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – “A good guy.” – Donald Trump Memo to retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn, current president Trump’s former national security adviser: It is illegal for retired military...
Read MorePUTIN’S PUPPET THEATER PRESENTS “AMERICAN TREASON”
by eTruePolitics | Jul 12, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Performances daily through 2017 (May be extended)
Read MoreTRUMPCARE? $399 ROUND-TRIP TICKET FROM CAPITOL TO WHITE HOUSE ANGERS GOP SENATORS
by eTruePolitics | Jun 27, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – In what appears a flagrant violation of the U.S. Constitution’s Emoluments Clause, Trumpways, the iconic bus line founded in the 1930s by the current president’s father, Fred,...
Read MoreDonald Jr.’s T-Shirt Triggers Book Publishing Interest
by eTruePolitics | Apr 17, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Mar-a-Lago, FL (eTruePolitics) – A t-shirt with ‘book title’ written all over it? The self-deprecating garment was worn poolside at Mar-a-Lago this weekend by the current president’s eldest son as an...
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Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
Governor Greg Abbott has signed into law a bill which criminalizes decent behavior of any kind, under any circumstances, within Texas. “Republicans will end decency in the Lone Star State,” vowed Abbott.