“Mick Chews With His Mouth Open.” Trump Fires Mulvaney, Replaces Him with Longtime Spokesman John Barron
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Following an intimate White House dinner, current...
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Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Following an intimate White House dinner, current...
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Washington (eTruePolitics) – Longtime Trump surrogate John Barron (also known as John Miller) claimed today that the voice said to be Donald Trump’s on the just revealed Michael Cohen tapes is in fact his own,...
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New York (eTruePolitics) – Current United States President Donald Trump is set to name longtime confidante John Barron as Supreme Court nominee, eTruePolitics has learned. “I trust John Barron more than anyone in the...
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“I don’t have anything to apologize for.” Pocatello, Idaho – A Pocatello man has self-identified as a Donald Trump supporter, eTruePolitics has learned. “I don’t have anything to apologize for,” said John L....
Read MoreA spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
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