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CHICAGO FLUBS VISIT WHITE HOUSE LOSER

by eTruePolitics | Jun 28, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |

Washington (eTruePolitics) – At the order of billionaire owner Todd Ricketts, the World Champion Chicago Cubs will make an “unofficial” visit The White House on Wednesday. Ricketts, who, during a legal dispute...

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