Washington (eTruePolitics) – With reports swirling that scores of Trump administration officials, led by former hardcore loyalists including Kellyanne Conway and Hope Hicks, are preparing to quit the administration en masse as soon as this weekend, the White House is said to be preparing for its most humiliating embarrassment yet. “Trump is 100% fucking out […]
“I TOLD HIM NOT TO THE PUT THE ACCOUNTS IN HIS NAME.” ANGRY TRUMP ORDERS NEWLY COMMISSIONED 2ND LT JARED KUSHNER TO IRAQ
Washington (eTruePolitics) – The scariest father-in-law in the world? Following reports that current president Donald Trump is furious at Jared Kushner for attracting the attention of Special Counsel Robert Mueller, sources close to the White House says the presidential son-in-law has reportedly been commissioned a Second Lieutenant in the U.S. Army and ordered to […]
Salem, MA (eTruePolitics) – “Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it,” said Sarah Good in her first comments on current president Donald Trump’s claim that he was the victim of “the greatest witch-hunt in American history.” “Mr. Trump is a lunatic,” added Good, who was executed in 1692 following the Salem Witch Trials.
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Even Kellyanne Conway, the truest of true believers, had had enough. Early Tuesday morning, following the latest flurry of bizarre tweets from current president Donald Trump, Conway reportedly ordered that the twittering terror’s beloved Android phone be taken from him. “What a scene,” said a source who witnessed the White House drama and […]
“But I’m not guilty! ” – Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz (Hogan’s Heroes) Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Washington (eTruePolitics) – A self-aware Jim Comey. Who knew? Photo illustration by Ray Dougela