Tag: Jack Dorsey
Jack Dorsey’s Touching Birthday Greeting to Vladimir Putin Roils Twitter Stock Price
Posted by eTruePolitics | Oct 8, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Twitter Rebrand Stuns Wall Street. “Total Honesty” Is Company’s New Motto Says CEO Jack Dorsey
Posted by eTruePolitics | Aug 21, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Buys Game of Thrones Franchise; Will Act in New Series “Loosely Based” on Tr...
Posted by eTruePolitics | Aug 17, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Roseanne Barr to Star as Trump in Producer Harvey Weinstein’s Horror Film ‘Joke’ Based On Current President’s Press Briefings
by eTruePolitics | Apr 26, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
By Frank Coffey Hollywood (eTruePolitics) – Roseanne Barr is set to star as Donald Trump in...
Read MoreJack Dorsey’s Touching Birthday Greeting to Vladimir Putin Roils Twitter Stock Price
by eTruePolitics | Oct 8, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Short-selling time. Photo illustration by Ray...
Read MoreTwitter Rebrand Stuns Wall Street. “Total Honesty” Is Company’s New Motto Says CEO Jack Dorsey
by eTruePolitics | Aug 21, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Mountain View, CA (eTruePolitics) – Jack Dorsey stunned Silicon Valley and Wall Street today...
Read MoreTwitter CEO Jack Dorsey Buys Game of Thrones Franchise; Will Act in New Series “Loosely Based” on Trump Family
by eTruePolitics | Aug 17, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
San Francisco (eTruePolitics) – It’s a good time to be very rich. Just ask Jack Dorsey. Twitter...
Read More“THANK YOU SO MUCH, JACK DORSEY”
by eTruePolitics | Jul 24, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
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