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Pence To Call for Rebranding of Indiana U’s Sports Teams from ‘Hoosiers’ to ‘Trumps’

by eTruePolitics | Jul 17, 2016 | Breaking Stories | 0 |

Indianapolis (eTruePolitics) – Indiana Trumps? Sources close to Gov. Mike Pence say the Republican vice-presidential candidate will call for Indiana University President Michael McRobbie to change the school’s...

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