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POTUS Agonistes
Posted by eTruePolitics | Feb 9, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Apres Acquittal, Caribou Maine Emphatically Turns on Senator Susan Collins
Posted by eTruePolitics | Feb 9, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Trump Unveils “Orange Heart Medal,” Nation’s First New Major Military Award Since ...
Posted by eTruePolitics | Feb 8, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 6 |
The Spineless Institute Set For Flood of Republican Patients
Posted by eTruePolitics | Feb 7, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
It Only Seems Right That Devin Nunes’ Future Will Include Nude Photos of Trump
Posted by eTruePolitics | Feb 7, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Pence Will Refuse Subpoena Due To Work-Related Conflict
by eTruePolitics | Feb 9, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Columbus, OH (eTruePolitics) – Talk about strict work place rules. The McDonald’s Corporation has...
Read MorePOTUS Agonistes
by eTruePolitics | Feb 9, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
I don’t know anything about him.” – Donald Trump on Lev Parnas Photo...
Read MoreApres Acquittal, Caribou Maine Emphatically Turns on Senator Susan Collins
by eTruePolitics | Feb 9, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Caribou, ME (eTruePolitics) – It took the year’s most ridiculous quote for the...
Read MoreTrump Unveils “Orange Heart Medal,” Nation’s First New Major Military Award Since 1917 … Timing Questioned
by eTruePolitics | Feb 8, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 6 |
by Frank Coffey – Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – In an unexpected move current...
Read MoreThe Spineless Institute Set For Flood of Republican Patients
by eTruePolitics | Feb 7, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
by Frank Coffey New York (eTruePolitics) – The Spineless Institute, a lock down psychiatric...
Read MoreIt Only Seems Right That Devin Nunes’ Future Will Include Nude Photos of Trump
by eTruePolitics | Feb 7, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“Democrats on this very committee negotiated with people who they thought were Ukrainians in order...
Read MoreDespite Yes Vote, Trump Names Susan Collins Official Gravedigger of Nation’s First ‘Cemetery of Humanity’
by eTruePolitics | Jan 30, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
by Frank Coffey “Nobody can dig herself a hole better. Or deeper.” – D. Trump,...
Read MoreBill Barr Comes Clean
by eTruePolitics | Jan 30, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Barr-barism in America: tick-tock … Photo illustration by Ray...
Read MoreRed Rug Rats? Humiliated Rand Paul Accuses Putin of Stealing His Hairpiece
by eTruePolitics | Jan 30, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, Moscow (eTruePolitics) – “The Case of the Missing Toupee?” Doesn’t sound...
Read MorePam Bondi Firmly Denounces Nepotism
by eTruePolitics | Jan 27, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“Let’s just focus on unity and love.” – Pam Bondi, Florida politician...
Read MoreKen Starr: A Sanctimonious Toad’s Worst Press Conference Ever
by eTruePolitics | Jan 27, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“If a More Sanctimonious Toad Than Kenneth Starr Ever Has Crawled Through American...
Read MoreMartha’s Vineyard Turns on Long Time Resident Alan Dershowitz
by eTruePolitics | Jan 24, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
The good times are all gone and you’re bound for who knows where? Photo illustration...
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Quick Hits
A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.