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Jack Dorsey’s Touching Birthday Greeting to Vladimir Putin Roils Twitter Stock Price
Posted by eTruePolitics | Oct 8, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
What’s The Difference Between Donald Trump and Pinocchio?
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jul 2, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“I’m Your Puppet” – Trump and Putin Team Up to Cover Iconic 1966 Hit
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jan 14, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“Eli’s (Still) Coming”
by eTruePolitics | Oct 17, 2019 | More Breaking Stories & Video | 0 |
“When we’re dancing with the angels, the question will be asked, in 2019, what did we do to make...
Read MoreFree Plot for Lindsey Graham in Tomb of Well-Known Republicans Being Investigated
by eTruePolitics | Oct 15, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Senator Lindsey Graham has been accused of accepting a free plot in...
Read MoreJack Dorsey’s Touching Birthday Greeting to Vladimir Putin Roils Twitter Stock Price
by eTruePolitics | Oct 8, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Short-selling time. Photo illustration by Ray...
Read MoreWhat’s The Difference Between Donald Trump and Pinocchio?
by eTruePolitics | Jul 2, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Asked. And Answered. Photo illustration b y Ray...
Read MorePaul Manafort’s Acting Career? On Hold
by eTruePolitics | Feb 15, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – After special counsel Robert Mueller today called for Paul Manafort...
Read More“I’m Your Puppet” – Trump and Putin Team Up to Cover Iconic 1966 Hit
by eTruePolitics | Jan 14, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“Pull the string and I’ll wink at you, I’m your puppet I’ll do funny...
Read MoreKOMEDY OF ERRORS: IT’S NOT JUST THE CORRUPTION, IT’S THE INCOMPETENCE
by eTruePolitics | Aug 13, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
The moment Robert Mueller calls Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreTRUMP’S USE OF CHINESE-MADE FLAG PINS BEING INVESTIGATED FOR VIOLATING EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE
by eTruePolitics | Jul 26, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – In an angry crack-of-dawn tweet, current president Donald Trump raged against accusations that his profligate use of Chinese-made flag pins violated the Emoluments Clause of the U.S....
Read MoreTRUMP’S SIGNATURE EDITION SWAMP BOOT MAY VIOLATE EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE
by eTruePolitics | Jul 25, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – The White House is denying reports that the current president’s “Trump Signature Edition Swamp Boot” violates the Emoluments clause which prevents a president from personally...
Read MoreLET’S GO TRUMPS? PRESIDENT SET TO BUY METS. GUESS WHO’S BATTING CLEANUP?
by eTruePolitics | Jul 1, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – The Trump Organization is in serious discussions to purchase the New York Mets, according to sources close to the White House, eTruePolitics has learned. Current press secretary Sarah...
Read More“TRUMPSTERS GO HOME”
by eTruePolitics | Apr 2, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Be afraid. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreHOPING TO CAPITALIZE ON BEST-SELLING BUNNY BOOK, PENCE ANNOUNCES “REPUBLICANS LYING FOR JESUS FOUNDATION”
by eTruePolitics | Mar 19, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – “I received word from a higher power,” vice-president Mike Pence explained at a carefully crafted White House press conference announcing formation of the...
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.