Tag: Hillary Clinton
Zuckerberg Goes on Offense: “No Pocket. You’re the pocket. No, you’re the pocket.&...
Posted by eTruePolitics | Oct 25, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Trump Fires Christopher Wray as Head of the FBI and Rehires James Comey
by eTruePolitics | Feb 18, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
by Frank Coffey – Washington (eTruePolitics) – Jim Comey rehired by Trump. Has there ever...
Read MoreZuckerberg Goes on Offense: “No Pocket. You’re the pocket. No, you’re the pocket.”
by eTruePolitics | Oct 25, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Sounds familiar. Photo illustration by Ray...
Read MoreKOREAN BREAKTHROUGH? PRESIDENT INVITES KIM JONG-UN TO TRUMP GRILL FOR “GREATEST KIMCHI HE’S EVER HAD”
by eTruePolitics | Apr 18, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – In perhaps the boldest diplomatic gesture in U.S. history, current president Donald Trump today issued a formal invitation to Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un to a private dinner at Trump...
Read MoreTRUMP PULLS JAMES COMEY’S NOMINATION FOR 2017 REPUBLICAN MAN OF THE YEAR
by eTruePolitics | May 9, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Minutes after firing James Comey following burgeoning criticism of his FBI stewardship and basic honesty, current president Donald Trump announced he had pulled the former FBI Director’s...
Read MoreImpeachment Song: “I Just Can’t Stand It When Hillary Screams!”
by eTruePolitics | Apr 9, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Hillary Clinton’s election to the U.S. House of Representative where she quickly became Speaker and led the successful impeachment of Donald J. Trump was, in retrospective, not...
Read MoreTrump Defective Debate Mic Mystery Solved!
by eTruePolitics | Sep 28, 2016 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – The Commission on Presidential Debates announced today that the audio malfunction which has enraged Donald Trump and supporters was caused by the candidate’s repeated inability to keep his...
Read MoreClinton Runs Sub-Four-Minute Mile, Joins Cast of American Ninja Warrior; Trump Points To Steroid Use
by eTruePolitics | Sep 15, 2016 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – If you’re Hillary Clinton and you’re waiting for Donald Trump to give you a break, don’t. Bouncing back from a bout of pneumonia, the 68-year-old Clinton ran a sub-four-minute...
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.